ashton u wanna play fifa?
Luke Hemmings actually exists. Just let that sink in.
I swear Michael is one of the funniest people you will ever see! x
I just find them so hard to believe. I honestly think most of them are lying to get noticed tbh
Size 14 isn’t fat.
Learn to love yourself, I love you, and I’m pretty sure a lot of other people love you too, you are beautiful just the way you are.
If anyone tries to change you fuck them (not literally) who cares what other people think of you, your opinion is the most important opinion. Care about the people who love you for who you are whatever shape/size you are. At then end of the day haters come and go but people who really care about you stay a lot longer.
I love you…..It’s time to love yourself.
Ashton is basically telling us about his first boner.
Don’t know how you got in here, but either get out or join me.
This is awkward [goes to leave]
Let’s take a moment and remember that Ashton is the one that told us we can download their music illegally cause they don’t care about money.
he wlked in2 da club and walked his tall penguin ass infront of ur poll nervously lerkin around 4 mama liz wen da coast waz clear he pulled out money and ur whale ass came in and humped da poll like ur about to hve an umbrella shoved up your butt hole and opened
he walked in…